*sighs* Antagonizing is even worse. Man with a laser and you piss him off.

I'll skip the weight jokes if you skip the pony jokes.

*rolls down his sleeves to cover his arms- gdi it's hot- and then holds out hand to help her up; he might pull her too hard, he might try to scoop her up and lug her around anyway, even if it'll hurt her leg like a bitch* Fine, fine.